I knew it would get out eventually, so I've decided to reveal this, rather that face a scandal. Here is the situation:
Four years ago when I left my job in construction, part of myself, the aggressive, animal part, separated. Incredibly, it took human form.
Oddly enough, "he" won't leave the back yard, so he's not a menace to society - no need for restraints or a cage. I don't allow him in in my house, since he is afraid of water and never washes. Instead, he's happy to stay in my shed, but refuses any of my attempts to make it more comfortable.
He eats very little, just the occasional bug (dead or alive), but loves the hunt when the prey is living. I've tried to feed him real food, but he just ignores it and continues with his work.
He knows everything I know and can do everything that I can, but the results are always a lot rougher. It's like the ability that governs quality was lost when that part of me split off.
He does not speak, just makes primitive, guttural sounds. Again, I don't know if the ability was lost in the split, or if communication on a higher level holds no interest for him.
Normally he sleeps for as many as 28 days per month, I guess it may be a form of hibernation. When he does wake up, he immediately starts to make something. Usually very fast and it's never a good idea to be around while he is "working".
If the "project" satisfies him, this will sooth him and he'll go right back to sleep. If he is somehow displeased with the results, it will get ugly and take several bottles of beer before the rage subsides.
He's VERY easily frustrated, especially when he makes a mistake. Fortunately, he doesn't make very many and is often quite pleased with his creations, even if they are crude by normal standards.
He HATES trolls of any kind and seems to take great enjoyment from torturing a printed out paper likeness of them. I realise now that back when he was still part of me, he was responsible for many of the explosive, rage filled responses to trolling or rude comments in my early videos. I apologise now to any of those that were permanently traumatised by his brutality.
Thanks to the pioneering work of an eminent scientist (who wishes to remain nameless), a way has been developed to tap directly into his brain to produce a video-like feed.
For the first time ever, I can record one of his "builds" to share with the world!
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